This Might Just Be My Favorite

Okay, this is the funniest one I’ve read in a while.  No story to go along with it.  Just some good laughs:

Well, Screw Him and His Oscillating Misnomers

Eye candy: Why would he say that I was not educated?
Friend: Well, that’s not exactly what he said, now was it?
Eye candy: No, he said I was tapid and voided of thought.
Friend: Vapid and devoid of thought.
Eye candy: Same thing.

–Manhattan-bound F train

Overheard by: SandmanEsq
via Overheard in New York, Jun 15, 2007

Reading stuff like this really makes me wish I’d spent less time listening to my iPod on the train when I lived in NYC.